i was driving to steve's work the other day and a coyote walked infront of me on the pass, and then while in town i saw a homeless man doing push- ups in the park.
when we lived here last time we were driving in town at like 11 pm and all of the sudden this huge animal runs out infront of us...... we're like, holy crap look at that horse in the road!!
no, no, it was totally a moose trotting through town.
so, we chased it in the jeep through an alley into an apartment complex,
so crazy!
but for real this moose looked like it was on its last leg.
it was all skinny and pale.
his jacket was all torn and shedding, he was missing an antler.
he had on a knee brace and an eye patch.
seriously, all the wildlife we have seen here has been the like, reject, falling apart animals whose herds can't or won't support them anymore.
i am hoping for an amazing wild beast to jump on my car or carry kaleb away and raise him as a wild fox.
and then he can come back when he is a teenager and teach me to hunt and pounce.
and i can teach him to read and become a gentleman.
wtf am i talking about.
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