Friday, March 28, 2008

why are these women famous actresses?

ok so renee zellwagger is so weird looking.
she is the most painful looking chic!!!
i was watching her on ACCESS tonite and i couldn't believe how "interesting" looking she is.
and the longer i watched the angrier i got.
seriously she is all puckered up, squinty and WHITE!!
holy cow she is so freaking pasty!
more like pastRY.
she should wear sunglasses at all times.
i wonder if people are always her, "renee are you ok? are you in pain?"
she always looks like she just slammed her toe into a coffee table, or like she just licked the bottom of a 9 volt battery.
seriously, i don't get it, she is not a pleasant person to watch on screen.
simply weird thats all i can say.
oh yea, AND, does brooke shields look like a transvestite to anyone else but me ??
she really does have this dude quality about her.
square jaw, square shoulders, una-brow just itching to break free.
ok im not perfect, i have love handles.

2 comments:

BrookeLynn said...

You are so funny! I love it. Seriously though, I think those exact same things. The one I can't stand is Scarlett Johanson. She is so odd looking in so many different ways. In that case, why are we not actresses? OH YEA, we're way to pretty for that.

BrookeLynn said...

Hey Kat, I tagged you. Go to my blog to see what to blog about. Love you, Brooke